Antwaan Randle El, one of the fastest players in the NFL, claims he return a kickoff against a bear. a bear expert said that bears can run 35 mph, while the fastest human can run 27 mph. However, Randle El claims that he could out-juke the bear.  dailyyeah.com 2008

Humor: Redskins Ryan Grant just has to outrun the bear

Story contributed by Scott Hirsch.

Two guys are in the woods camping.  They hear a roaring bear come towards them.  One of the guys quickly puts on his track shoes.  His friend says ‘what are you doing, you can’t outrun a bear!’

The runner says ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear.  I just need to outrun you!’

When people say “Gruden, Grant is too slow, we don’t care that has good routes and amazing hands.”  The answer is duh, he’s not meant to be the X or Y receiver.  He’s out there as the 4th receiver in 4 WR sets.  He just has to outrun a linebacker!

Anthony Brown

About Anthony Brown

Lifelong Redskins fan and blogger about football and life since 2004. Joined MVN's Hog Heaven blog in 2005 and then moved Redskins Hog Heaven to Bolguin Network. Believes that the course of a season is pre-ordained by management decisions made during the offseason. Can occasionally be found on the This Given Sunday blog and he does guest posts.

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