Mike Wise’s Redskins survey question … very funny

Washington Post columnist Mike Wise is not my favorite sportswriters these days. Like most opinion-shapers, his columns are too long to enjoy (says the blogger who writes 1,000-word essays for a medium where 500 words are too many).

Wise champions changing the name of my favorite football team on the claim that the spurious word is a slur. Yes, Redskins fans, the claim that redskin is a slur is dubious and deserves challenge.

Wise only gets Hog Heaven’s passing glance these days. A glance turned up Wise’s column in today’s print edition of The Post, Survey says . . . we’re great. One question in Wise’s mock survey is genuinely funny.

Which of the following team slogans makes you the most excited about the 2013 season?

  • RJesus
  • Robert Gandhi III
  • Touchdown Threesus
  • RGIII Passion, RGIII Pride
  • No Rehab, No Diamonds  
  • We Will Call Ourselves What We Damned Well Please

Correct answer: All of the above.

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Anthony Brown

About Anthony Brown

Lifelong Redskins fan and blogger about football and life since 2004. Joined MVN's Hog Heaven blog in 2005 and then moved Redskins Hog Heaven to Bolguin Network. Believes that the course of a season is pre-ordained by management decisions made during the offseason. Can occasionally be found on the This Given Sunday blog and he does guest posts.